queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

thisshitfunny:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

turn down little homie

hi:

hi:

hi:

GOOGLE MAPS PUT POKÉMON IN RANDOM PLACES ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR APRIL FOOLS OMG IM DYING

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I FOUND A KIRLIA IN FRANCE 

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FUCKIN VAPOREON CHILLING IN DUBAI 

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OKAY KIDS WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ABANDONED PLACES

weeping-daleks:

damnitarmin:

I MEAN

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HOW

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CAN

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YOU

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NOT

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THINK

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THESE

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PLACES

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ARE

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HELLA

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COOL

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DON’T

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PRETEND

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THAT

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YOU

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DON’T

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WANT

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TOimage

GO TO

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AT LEAST

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ONE

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OF

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THESE

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PLACES

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you would not survive the first five minutes of supernatural

flashinglightsandecstasy:

musicalbunny:

I think this is necessary to post. I see a lot of people “saving” bunnies.

"*Bunnies are one of the most frequently “kidnapped” mammal species.*Mothers dig a very shallow nest in the ground that is easily uncovered when mowing or raking the yard. If you find a rabbit nest-leave it alone!!*Mother rabbits only return to the nest two or three times a day, usually before dawn and right after dusk. *To determine if they are orphaned, either place a string across the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the nest the next day. If the string or flour is disturbed, the mother has returned. If not, take the bunnies to a rehabilitator.* A bunny that is bright eyed and 4-5 inches long is fully independent and does NOT need to be rescued!*If you find a bunny that does need to be rescued, put it in a dark, quiet location. Bunnies are a prey species and while they may look calm, they are actually very, very scared!”


Never knew this, keeping this for reference
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sexuallyfrustratedshark:

Every time I see praying mantises on my dash I want to reblog them because I love them…

But I know there are people who don’t like to see insects…

:(

fencer-x:

sunshineryota:

rintervention:

#I’ll never entirely move on from this because Rin’s natural habitat seems to involve Haruka’s shoulder in like 7432828 ways #And at least 37493294 times we get to see this happen and holy fuck Rin. #Rin. Did you memorise the smell of Haruka’s hair yet. #Did you memorise the curvature of his shoulder. #Do you calculate when to touch him and at what interval of the day. #Like. Rin. Do you ever switch to Haru’s left side because what are you always doing on the right. #Why do you touch him so much. #Why him and no one else huh. #Why #Why. #I’m going to self implode. #The timer for self destruction is set for… 5 seconds… 5…4…3…2…1 #[becomes a seaweed] #[shrivels] (via tottorin)

#rin be a little less obvious abt ur giant crush ok it is destroying me

p much

buttermeupkyoudai:

when u and a friend ship each other’s notps

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(Source: aphmondo)

sexuallyfrustrateddolphin:

fuusuke:

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

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That’s how. Follow these GIF’s and you’ll be just fine. *thumbs up*

(Source: paarasytes)