mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
you would not survive the first five minutes of supernatural
Every time I see praying mantises on my dash I want to reblog them because I love them…
But I know there are people who don’t like to see insects…